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weak willy 

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.
B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"
weak willy by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Willy Moon

A Willy Moon is when someone flashes their ass at you and their dick flops out between their legs at the same time
"Dave became enraged when his Grandad gave him a willy moon"
Willy Moon by Blaise Noctem March 16, 2015

willy wobbles 

A phrase invented on Love Island Australia, the male version of Fanny Flutters
I saw a beautiful girl at the club last night she gave me Willy wobbles
willy wobbles by Lin_bubbles June 19, 2018

Willy Lump Lump 

When a group of friends have an inside joke, and another person is asking what's so funny. Definition comes from the movie 'Menace to Society'.

Caine: You don't wanna go out like Willy Lump Lump.
Sharif: Who is Willy Lump Lump anyway?
Caine: Ah man, don't worry about it, it's an inside thing.
"What are y'all laughing at"?

"It's a Willy Lump Lump, don't worry about it. You wouldn't understand."

Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: (they smack their lips and look person 1 up and down crazy-like and says) Willy Lump Lump
A person who has unlimited emails. He has too much time on his hands. He doesn't like his own identity so he has to make everyone's lives miserable.
Wiley: Who should I pick on today?
Wiley by Saints66 August 5, 2023

willy waggledagger 

another word for william shakespeare. william=willy shake=waggle speare=dagger. another one like this is bill rattlesword.
"u read macbeth? its by that willy waggledagger"