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Wilkes Central 

A bunch of ratchet ass, dick sucking, sex seeking bitches who can’t keep they coochie clean
Mannnn wilkes central crazy fr
Wilkes Central by realniggafr December 14, 2022

wilkes university 

A University in Wilkes-Barre,PA. Some love it some hate it.
Commonly referred to as "Wilkes"
Guy: So I went to Wilkes University
Girl: oh
wilkes university by Hunter1910 September 3, 2016

wilkes barre tan 

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!

wilkes-barre 

a city small area but population of about 50,000. home, puerto ricans, jamaicans, sonic as public schools are known for combining at the moment, but next week something else will happen i’m sure. 50% new yorkers who live here only half the time. if you come to wilkes barre from brooklyn thinking youve “made it out the hood” i have bad news for you. and especially avoid walmart. the walmart - and the little mini-mall around it- have had a lot of shooting incidents and there’s always a drug deal going. now let’s talk .. how we talk. locals will mostly call this place “WB” when texting, but irl you pronounce is “WILKES-BERRY”. Trust. any local will tell you that. common slang words include jawn, oldhead, drawlin, ard, bet, word to (anything), trippin, blessed, pop out.. just your usual philly/new york slang mixed together. “ghetto” city, but as long as you curse a lot, smoke, wilkes-barre doesn’t have the best history - known for being ghetto and two unfortunate natural disaster incidents with a tornado wiping out an entire mall yet leaving a tent standing fine - and a flood wiping out the entire town, ( tents included ) but we’ve recovered. overall you will probably grow to love wilkes barre, but it’s mostly a city you stay in for a short amount of time, not a home city to many people.
wilkes-barre is a city but it’s small
wilkes-barre by kiki roseeee January 13, 2021

Wilkes Barre 

A crappy, dangerous, shithole! Everyone here sees if they can out-curse each other! Heaven help you if you're not a native!
Shithole- a disgustin
g place, Wilkes Barre
Wilkes Barre by Savedbycc December 16, 2021

Wilkes-Barre Repair Job 

The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”

Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”