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Crusty Wallflower

When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.
Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.
by A Schlong Kiss Goodnight May 29, 2023
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The wallflowers

Alternative-folk-rock band that originated in 1992. Known for there powerful lyrics Consists of Jakob Dylan see Bob Dylan, Rami Jaffee, and Greg Richling. Known for the song One Headlight
also known as the Wallys, wallflowers or WF
Alisa-I so want to go see the wallflowers at the Warfield
by Alisa December 15, 2003
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the perks of being a wallflower

a book for anyone who feels disconnected, unable to connect, alone/ lonely, unapreciated and sad.
the story of a boy named charlie and his most intamite thoughts shared with an anonymous friend by letters. the right connection for an introvert.
the perks of being a wallflower is a must read for anyone sensitive.
exerpts from the perks of being a wallflower
"I feel infinite."
"I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again.
I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That's why I'm trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning."
by ksenija May 13, 2006
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poisonous wallflower

Usually a girl, commonly found playing online games.

With all the qualities of a normal wallflower, this type of person is seemingly shy with low self-esteem, soft spoken, with average attractiveness.

Because they seem like such a decent person, you have no qualms about sharing your life story or dickpics with them.

HOWEVER. Once you're lulled into the false sense of security the poisonous wallflower projects, they viciously use this information against you in various ways that aren't always apparent.

How to spot a poisonous wallflower:
-Has many friends of the opposite gender on the internet, because at heart, they're an attention whore
-Deems themselves 'awkward', yet is able to spot a social faux pas easily
-Soft or quiet voice, uses a lot of flowery language to cover up their ill intentions
-Easily forgivable
-Has extensive knowledge of 4chan related things, yet seems very innocent
-Curses a lot when typing, but usually not over any voice services such as skype or teamspeak
-Adept at leading people on

The best way to deal with a poisonous wallflower is to deny them attention, namely blocking or ignoring them. If you try to show the world their evil ways, they'll turn it into a "victim" situation, where you're the one in the wrong.
Neil: "Sara is actually pretty cool for a girl gamer."
"Don't fall for it bro, she's actually a cold-hearted poisonous wallflower who will pretend she cares about you before casually admitting she hates you."
Neil: "Nahh dude, she's chill I swear."

Two weeks later, Neil committed suicide.
by senpaisan September 8, 2013
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Wallflower

Someone who chooses to observe, instead of experience life.

They know a lot about people, what they are truthfully like, how they actually act when they think no one is paying attention.

Since people have little interest in wallflowers, they usually know a lot about people. The good and the bad.

Wallflowers are not mean, or impolite. They are usually pleasant, and respectful- just shy and/or introverted.

Nontheless, people tend to use the word "wallflower" negatively. What a shame.
The shy girl, or guy in high school that blends in- no one really knows them, but they always seem to be there, in the background.

Teacher- "Pass that paper to Jane."
Student- "Who's Jane?"
Teacher- "The girl that's been sitting two seats behind you all year. She's almost in all your classes."
Student thinks to himself- "It's not my fault she's a wallflower."
by Norah Gray August 29, 2010
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wallflowering

the planned activity of attending a party or social gathering and blending into the background; wallflowering is a benign activity for shy people or individuals who enjoy listening in on conversations and engaging in harmless people watching; it is NOT stalking
Jason wasn't in much of a talkative mood so he was going to hit his buddy's party, do some wallflowering for about an hour, and then slip away quietly.
by Sexy Simian December 4, 2010
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Wallflower

someone that's shy but extremely adorable and outgoing once people get to know them. They also have passion for music
Hey do you guys see that guy other there?
Yeah, does he even come here?
Yeah, he's a wallflower, you guys need to meet him!
by Sunmonn January 5, 2014
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