Paul: Hey John are u ready to go rage?
John: Yea but I’m starving
Paul: Well rip u a somolian wildfire, we’re gona be late
John: Yea but I’m starving
Paul: Well rip u a somolian wildfire, we’re gona be late
by Nutbuzter February 2, 2019
Get the somolian wildfiremug. (Requires practice) While giving anal, have a large bottle of alcohol with a towel wedged in it and a lighter nearby, (See Molotov cocktail.) When you ejaculate, light the towel on fire, pull out fast, and shove the lit bottle up your partner’s ass. (Towel end out) Then shove them as hard as you can into the ground. The result should be a California wildfire.
by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020
Get the California Wildfiremug. When two partners are in the bedroom for sex and one partner comes across the other with a massive bush; they are permitted to use a fire ignition source of their choice to alleviate any hair pie between the partners.
"Dude, last night I hooked up with this chick but I had to start a massive African wildfire before anything got started!"
by Jpeltz & cofongo & brad July 21, 2009
Get the African Wildfiremug. Want to go start an Amazon WildFire!" "Why would I want to kill millions of trees?" "Just light my pubes on fire and put it out with your cum you fat fuck!" "Oh, I see, let's take it to my room Skinny Donna Hargraves!
by Donna Hargraves April 14, 2011
Get the Amazon Wildfiremug. by Ambii January 13, 2011
Get the HTC Wildfiremug. A college student that was a big drag racer in Ohio that everyone called "Texas". With a wild and goofy personailty that one weekend had a big ball of fire in the car that was drag racing. And from that day on he was know as Texas Wildfire.
by carter highrise October 10, 2010
Get the Texas Wildfiremug. An Alaskan Wildfire is a sex technique in which a heterosexual male pours ice cold water on his female partner's vagina during sex. This makes the climax much more enjoyable for both parties.
by LiquidBar December 25, 2015
Get the Alaskan Wildfiremug.