Whiskeydick

The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."

by mjb November 3, 2005

Mistake Whiskey

A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

whiskey shits

The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.

1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.

2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.

by DiggleZ July 26, 2006

Whiskey Bravo

The NATO phonetic alphabet words for the letters W and B. Whiskey Bravo can mean anything begging with W and B.

I’m headed whiskey bravo. (whiskey bravo = west bound)

Whiskey bravo, Adam. (whiskey bravo = welcome back)

by Ghdlk December 12, 2020

Whiskey Royale

A cocktail consisting of equal parts whiskey and red wine served chilled. The name comes from the regal purple color of the beverage after the two components are mixed.

The light illuminated the imperial tint of her Whiskey Royale - a beacon that seemed to beg, "Can you save the Queen?"

by chegs bingholf December 4, 2010

whiskey disk

A cylindrical piece of soapstone used for chilling fine liquor in order to avoid dilution from melting ice. The stone is frozen and then added to a drink. The first whiskey disks were manufactured by a New Hampshire stonemason over 15 years ago. Now, they are widely used by liquor aficionados everywhere.

He liked his Scotch neat yet slightly chilled, so he poured it over a whiskey disk.

by jhammerstone April 19, 2011

Jameson Irish Whiskey

One of the best liquors on the market for the money. It has the smoothness of Jack Daniels, the floral palate to match good scotches, and a great honey taste that is better than most liqueuers. On top of all of this, its still a mid price range whiskey. Dollar for dollar, one of the best alcoholic purchases a person can make.

Person 1: Hey, what should we drink tonight?

Person 2: How about some Jameson Irish Whiskey?

Person 1: Hell yeah!

by ebeb13 June 8, 2011