carl wheezer

a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.

"did you see the carl wheezer?"

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Dual Wheeled-ing

v. Riding exclusively two-wheeled vehicles. Derived from the videogame term Dual Wield, meaning to use two weapons at once.

my Fiero broke down, so now i'm dual wheeled-ing on the Schwinn and the Harley.

by bitofrandito May 24, 2010

Wheezegasm

An asthmatic orgasm, the asthmatic attack suffered during sexual intercourse.

"Honey, what's that funny noise you're making? Is this that bad?"

"No, it's just ~Wheeeeeeze~ a wheezegasm!"

by Wheezee March 30, 2010

Dream wheeze

When dream wheezes. It sounds like a tea kettle.

I just laughed so hard, I dream wheezed

by Hi I'm a dream fan January 21, 2021

(wheeze)

(Wheeze) is the most common line in the internet series Buzzfeed Unsolved. Typically, it is Ryan who is wheezing but Shane can be seen in yellow doing the same at times.

Shane: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.
Ryan: (Wheeze)
Shane: SHARK.

by MusicalTrash☆ February 17, 2019

four wheeled wives

Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.

So many four wheeled wives that I couldn't get my ambulance into the playground and the kid died.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.

The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.

by dextrocardia March 10, 2007