shana whalen

Hi me! Or one of my friends! How u doing?

(Person Shana Whalen simps for): Heyy ;)
Shana Whalen (Me); JDNDJENWDINWEJ

by Hisokasimpheheheheh October 26, 2020

maddie marie whalen

Its a blonde girl who is not loyal and is a stupid little hoe ...

Maddie marie whalen is a hoe

by Madyson marie whalen May 4, 2018

Tommy Whalen

A guy from colorado, in the vicinity of grand junction, usually prone to smoking weed and fuckin bitches

Did you see that Tommy Whalen just a whalen on that bitches pussy and then smoking that chronic

by c7shock October 4, 2008

whalen

someone who only does something if they will benefit from it. Someone who is so two-faced that you might even call them Tommy Lee Jones.

Frank: Did you hear about about that whalen guy?
Jerry: No. What did he do?
Frank: He lied to my face about something, tried to sleep with my ex-girlfriend, then acted like his fake self in order to benefit from a situation.
Jerry: Damn. I can't think of a better way to describe him than calling him a whalen.

by ron harper June 14, 2008

Whalen

White Whale Women

Did you see that whalen yesterday? She must of been atleast 400 lbs!

by Dankassmemes May 16, 2019

Whalen

The art of seducing those who are associated with the phrase "more cushion for the pushin".

Potential Whalers can be seen pacing the perimeters of Lane Bryant or any all you can eat buffet. Often frequents ice cream locations to find potential mates.

Symptoms include: fucking fat chicks, marking his territory in a canine fashion, desperation to end the drought, obsession with Queen Latifah.

Friend: Dude, he's totally pulling a Whalen tonight!

Fat chick: I hope there's a Whalen here tonight!

by Ovadia Yosef August 14, 2009

Whalen

To enjoy eating ice cream more than the average person, using the tongue excessively in a horatory manner.

-"Man, that whalen last night was outrageous! Right in marin, too"
-"You used a condom man? Or was it a rachelcream boston pie?"

by flowersandcakes January 15, 2009