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WHAPs

WHaPs(waffle house pussy) - When one drinks all night and eventually ends up at the local waffle house around 1:30-3:00 and leaves not only full but with some of the local sluts.
Me: Dude we totally got some whaps last night!

Friend- Damn, those chicks must of been pretty fucking slutty
by LankeyLee July 20, 2010
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whomps

"I just got into a car accident"

"aw dude, that whomps".
by dw2209 October 23, 2008
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whampee

1. A specices of pickerel weed native to the southwest
2. A prized fruit-bearing tree of China
by Dr. Pimp April 3, 2003
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whim whams

When you really like someone and things are going great, and then you suddenly don't like them anymore for no apparent reason, or start to find miniscule things that are with wrong with them that annoy you.
"Tom and I went on 6 dates and I was really starting to fall for him! Then I got the whim whams."

"I really, really, really like Michael, but... I've got a case of the whim whams. I decided that I actually don't like his beard or his cat or his shoes."
by Brenskins March 8, 2014
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Wamps

Any unfortunate person with the affliction of Palmar Hyperhidrosis. This condition is often referred to as Dead Fish Handshake or "Servin' Up Week-old Lunchmeat".
A living legend of Norristown, PA, “Wamps” is a deliberately strange and very outspoken individual who began collecting nicknames as an adolescent. “Fish-Grease” makes himself a target for nicknames because of his poor style of dress, sinister laugh, foul body odor, twisted philosophy, and overall lack of righteousness. Despite his lower back tattoo, “Rat-Scrap” has managed to maintain several groups of friends, most of them being from high school and the rest from hanging out at local bars. For example, when “Patty-Cake” is posted up at Nippers he is known as “Creeper”. If he were to leave Nippers and walk up the street to Chapps, he would be greeted as “Waffles”. “Splish” pretends that the nickname-calling doesn’t bother him, but his evil sneer will show you that he’s irritated. When “Hagfish” gives daps to the people that know him, a firm handshake is out of the question because “Slimer” has palms that are constantly gooey. It is usual for most people to offer “Slick” a fist-pound, of which he will likely refuse because “Squirtchy” knows that pounds are blatantly disrespectful. His closest friends don’t risk touching his fishy hand and if anything, they will attempt to give “Snailer” a simple head-nod. Legend has it that his brain stem was replaced by a salamander membrane (similar to a gland) which keeps his hands sticky. “Gerbil” can also be spotted driving his Ron-Lobster which is a red Mazda that’s been converted to an amphibious underwater exploration vessel.
by john_raw March 9, 2011
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Whampe

Used to describe someone who is shy to the point that they don’t talk unless spoken and are especially shy around females. This person does not want to commit to a relationship and Denys everyone who comes their way
My boy is a whampe
Your such a whampe
by jakefrohoff February 28, 2018
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whampy pampy

A man whose pampers are full, due to the testicles never dropping. He cannot stand up for shit. He has the whampies in his pampies
That Curtis sure is a whampy pampy!! He shit his panties!
by Ermagerrrdanthea May 15, 2018
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