Wet Walter 

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy

Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter

Wet Walter by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009

wet walter 

similar to a wet willy (or willie), but when you lick your finger and put it in someone's asshole, making sure to turn it around for discomfort. extra points for anal discharge.

while evan was sleeping, i went behind him and gave him a wet walter

wet walter by evanslover December 11, 2007

Wet Watermellons 

When one male pours ice cold water on a female partners boobs till her nipples get hard.

John: I slipped on a puddle of water when I walked into the kitchen

George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons

Wet Watermellons by The One Ginger September 11, 2011

Wet Walter 

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!

Wet Walter by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022

wet walter 

Getting your finger wet and wiggling it in someones coin slot

"oh that girls crack is showing.. give her a wet walter"

wet walter by twaler May 11, 2009

Wet Walter 

A "Wet Walter" is a step up from what is known as a "Wet Willy". During this act, a woman (or man) sticks their fingers in an aroused vagina to lubricate their fingers, and then when the other person least expects it, they stick those fingers in unsuspecting victim's ear.

Dude 1: "Man... I was watching some television last night, and my girlfriend came behind me and stuck her wet fingers in my ear."
Dude 2: "I appreciate her old school cool with the Wet Willy attack."
Dude 1: "Nah man. They were in her cooch first. Not her mouth. It was a Wet Walter."

Wet Walter by Karl and Eustace December 15, 2014

Wet Watermelon

When a girl drops her pussy on a guys face. The female equivalent of a TBAG

Man if your girl keeps bitching about not getting her pussy ate she is bound to give you a wet watermelon!

Wet Watermelon by Hammer411 June 18, 2010