wet blanket 

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands

I pulled a wet blanket on my girlfriend this morning

wet blanket by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer May 12, 2014

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

cold wet blanket 

What you want when you're on Molly.

There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly

cold wet blanket by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017

blanket wet bitch 

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch

"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"

blanket wet bitch by The Chums Reborn October 29, 2008

Wet Nigga Blanket 

1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears

1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets

Wet Nigga Blanket by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE January 13, 2019

wet sandy blanket 

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

wet sandy blanket by James Shakleford May 9, 2020