The tightest form of
human known to man. You
will find these
people in the great California Republic; residing in advanced cities like big bad Los Angeles; and throwing up westside signs and saying “fa sho” wherever they go.
History:
Originally from the west side of India, these refugees looked on the map, said let's go some place that's warm year round; where
people look as good as us; and where there are things to do indoor and outdoor, night and day.
They said, let'
s not be confined to a place where they have to keep bars open after 2am because it’
s so damn cold and there'
s nothing to do during the day; let's go to a place where people are open-minded and realize Johnnie Walker Black Label is not the only alcohol available - that a real scotch connoisseur
will tell you a single malt is true to the grain and that blended malts are merely a combination of leftovers for those with unrefined pallets; let us not use abrasive words and phrases like "that's hot", "kid", "son", "pre-game", "what it do"; let'
s not talk in weird accents that make words like "
coffee" sound like "cawf-fee ”.
They said, let’
s not travel underground and instead enjoy the sunlight and that while the sun may rise in the east, it always sets in the west.
They said to themselves - we are Sindhi, let us be
tight, let us be from Cali. WESTSIDE.
