Weepturbating

Jerking off using your own tears as lube

Eric was so sad about being rejected by Samantha that he went home and spent the night weepturbating.

by findingthree July 24, 2015

wemp

Derogatory term for a Beta internet troll
Derived from a combination of "wimp" (connoting Beta) and "welp" (connoting internet sub-culture)
Denotes a male; usually young, and usually in a dark basement with only a computer screen as light; usually taking out internal rage about being Beta by passive aggressively trolling web boards.

"There are three main types of Trump enthusiasts: (1) old bigots (2) self-loathing housewives (3) alt-right wemps."

by eironeios June 13, 2018

Wimpton

A doom blikkie sized drol.

"Someone left a wimpton in the toilet, and it is fucking blocked."

"Wie kak sulke wimptons, dit was nou fokken onnodig gewees."

by Oom Ricky Louw March 28, 2019

WimpTard

Someone who is a wimp but also retarded, mixed in one.

"OMG theres ants in my room, will u come kill it"-bob
"No, you're being a wimptard, kill it yourself" Jen

by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

weptussy

The passive aggressive application of using sorrow for a manipulative purpose.

I got hit right between the 3rd eye with some weptussy shit.

by Ee da go bah! September 25, 2020

wampter

when that shit (slizz) gapes by more that 6 inches

dude have you seen Melissa's slizz

yeah bro that shit wampting

on JAH out of 5 that shit looks like a carcrash wampter

by Deroman23 February 23, 2022

S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)

A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot

‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted’

by Goatdire May 3, 2022