Welk

Crappy, mid and pathetic.

I can't believe you didn't grab that dub, you are so welk.

by user68023 July 22, 2023

welk

when you're feeling kinda depressed/down right after having an especially good time, also applies to drinking/hangovers

Ngl, I've been feeling kinda welk since that weekend

by mrknightley March 28, 2019

Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
Pouch

"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"

by Jginnit07 February 6, 2023

Lawrence Welk

(Verb). When you have to pee and poop at the same time. A one and a two.

This has been a long car trip! Pull off at the next gas station. I have to Lawrence Welk.

by Quizmaster c February 6, 2022

Welk

When something is pathetic, sad and or a failure.

That film was absolutely welk.

by epicElk69 July 22, 2023

Welk

Welk is a replacement for any sex related word or sex act. It can also replace the word “fuck”

“Did you welk last night?”
“They just had welk”
“There was welk everywhere”
“They got a welk job”

by Lopez clarkson December 6, 2018

Welk

Bitch, whore

Your a welk G

by JEZUES August 18, 2021