welder's bench 

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

welder's bench by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

Affan Walid 

A Wonda who is very popular online, known for his crazy faces and childlike voice.

I just saw Affan Walid steal food from a woman on a train in Newham.

Affan Walid by ZeronReinhard January 8, 2023

Welder 

An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I dont care if the prints says it works. I'm the damn welder and I say it dont fit

Welder by ArcFlash_512 March 30, 2020

Walid

The greatest guy on earth, a sexy boy and a true gentleman. He looks good in everything he wears. His smile is so cute just like his face.

Look at Walid! I love him so much!

Walid by Jacky Peter Anderson November 29, 2011

NIG Weld 

The act of using JB Weld on something that deserves a REAL weld (i.e. TIG or MIG). The result is a "Nigger Rigged" fix.

Steve - I've got a crack in my intake manifold and I need to repair it.

Joel - Why don't you MIG weld it?
Steve - It's aluminum, and I'm a bit unsure about using a MIG on aluminum. I don't know anybody who has a TIG welder either.
Joel - Why don't you NIG weld it (hands him a couple tubes of JB weld).

NIG Weld by MerkXRTurbo June 24, 2008

Weldon 

A shy and kind hearted guy.

He’s super funny and really good at video games.

Weldon is hilarious bro

Weldon by Ok.bro. November 20, 2018

butt-welder 

In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together.

friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!"

butt-welder by joelh January 12, 2008