Weinerslave

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.

Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.

by studcockbukkakesensei May 25, 2013

wish weiners

A weiner that is either made with Soy-based products or Tofu.

EEEW! I hope Pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

weiners

An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell

"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"

by Big Travis October 2, 2006

weinercheese

To wipe your sweaty weiner on someone.

He walked over, pulled down his pants and weinercheesed his friend.

by Rob51180 September 22, 2008

weinerism

when u like the weiner,study,worship,practice,sing dance,love,devour,take in with open mouth,and take care of the weiner.(big lover of oral sex)

1 gurl and 2 guys are at a table.one says,
i dont know about u all cuz i practice weinerism and i am damn proud of it!!the other guy says,yea u know what i like the weiner also,so i shall convert.

by weinerism queen December 31, 2004

Wernerism

An ideology based on the human birthright to pee out of windows, porches, balconies etc.

Mac: Dude, what do you think you're doing?! Are you peeing out from the balcony???
Skip: Yes, I support Wernerism. Join me!
Mac: No.

by Johnny Park January 8, 2008

Weinerstein

Having a penis, with no testicles, but instead for some strange reason, there’s a vagina. Made popular by #metoo founder, disgraced Hollywood mega producer/serial rapist, Harvey Weinstein. (And he smells like shit.)

When he pulled down his pants he had, wait for it....a disgusting Weinerstein!

by Mr. Guy Poulin February 7, 2020