weilan

a sexy Chinese girl that enjoys jumping on trampolines while eating large steaks.

Omg look at that Weilan, she is so fucking hot, and I'd really like to eat some steak right now.

by Lauren Fafaferret January 10, 2008

wetlandz

(wet-landz) noun. 1.A descriptive term used to describe Urolagnia or urophilia as it relates to gay men. 2.A place where a gay man who derives sexual pleasure from urine and urination , its odor, sight, feel, and taste, the sound of urinating, urinating on or in the mouth of a partner, can find satisfaction. 3.A place where men who share a urinary fascination or fantasy can meet online. 4.A descriptive word for gay watersports that was first introduced in July 1999 as wetlandz.net, the word had not been used as a proper noun prior to that date. 5.A trademark owned by SBE Productions. 6.title. "Wetlandz Gay Watersports Network"

1.Wetlandz Gay Watersports Network has been pissing on the world since 1999. 2.I got with this dude in person last night that I met on Wetlandz and we got soaked together. 3.Wetlandz is more of a community of like-minded men rather than an ordinary porn site.

by WetDude December 15, 2008

Weilandiand Death

An affliction that afflicts much of today's younger workforce. It is usually a combination of the Columbian Cold in a addition to a brutal Hangover AND lack of sleep. Symptoms vary WILDLY from victim to victim. The only known cure for this afflictionis a salt water flush. (Also known as Weilandiand Detah)

"IT's Saturday...No one showed.. They all have the Weilandiand Death"

"She has the immune system of a potato so catches the Weilandiand Death every Friday"

by TehBrock July 22, 2008

Wetland Quim

A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days

Have you heard about Barry's Wetland Quim?

by Darkdestroyer20 September 9, 2020

weslandie

A person that is extremely pretty and of course petty in every way.

A person that likes to make fun of people but she makes the jokes really funny so you laugh along with her.

Oh no Weslandie is coming.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Welland

The home of the best drinkers in all of Niagara and most of the GTA. Mainly because there's nothing else to do. Cheers.

Wanna hangout tonight?
Sure, Let me stop at the beer store on the way to Welland.

by proudwellander October 29, 2013

Welland

Not a drug city, in fact it has the least drugs of any city in the region. Industrial background, but shifting it's economy to other things. It has parks and trails along the banks of the Recreational Waterway. On this old canal, there are several rowing courses, and two rowing clubs, with thousands of rowers coming from as far away as Virginia to take advantage of it.

Welland is divided into four parts.Northwest, which is where most retail stores and the mall are located. This area also has very nice, older houses on quiet streets. Southwest region is the lowest income in the city. It is a peaceful neighborhood of almost identical townhouses and a great community. It also has four massive housing projects, which have great views of the canal and a giant park nearby. The southeast region retains its industrial heritage, with most people living in row houses that are built from the same plan. This area appears to be the most dangerous in the city, but isn't actually, with a great sense of community. The northeast section of the city is a massive new subdivision, with giant houses with pools selling for two million dollars. The loaded people live here.

Welland has three high schools, two public, and one catholic. It also has a hospital, despite the government's best efforts. The city is home to 40 beautiful murals.

Welland is an excellent place to live. Anyone who thinks it is the drug capital of North America, or a ghetto, or a slum, apparently hasn't been to Toronto.

Idiot: Welland is such a ghetto, full of drugs...
Guy: Wrong, how about you visit a place before you write an urban dictionary definition.

by DuncanD November 14, 2011