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waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water
I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,
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Latvian waxing 

Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.
I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing
Aka Wee-Man, formerly known as "Skater-Inf"

Deriving from his second name Watson, Watie is the nickname of some little bastard. He cruizes the streets of Bozza in his drop top.. well.. Board, and well.. Gets high. And poned, and stoned, and baked and.. well.. Fucked basically.
"Wow, u seen that guy over there?"
"Ye, it's watie.. Can't you see the spliff?!"

"Yo, that guys a mess/Watie"
Watie by Yellmeister April 5, 2008

Waxing a camel 

When a lady is shaving her intimate areas, She is WAXING A CAMEL. The use of the word "camel" is taken from the phrase "camel toe"
Whilst watching an AC/DC concert, my brother and i were trying to figure out what the hell the singer was on about.
We couldn't understand half of what the lyrics were. So we made up our own. "WAXING A CAMEL" is not a real lyric, but would make a good one. AC/DC MAY USE IT WITH PERMISSION IF THEY WISH.
Hello Britney, I can see your camel toe, is it waxed?, may i wax it?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
Oooh, I am a bit itchy, I simply must wax my camel,
Do you like ladies with a 70's style bush, or a waxed camel?
May i wax your camel, you dirty woman?
I entered the bathroom to find my woman waxing her camel.
The two ladies were waxing each others camels.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
Waxing a camel by Scott Bon February 4, 2008

waxident 

What happens when you leave your surfboard in the car on a sunny day making all of the wax drip to one side into a big glob, thus ruining the perfect bumps your took months to establish and making your board stick to the inside of the boardbag.
Scrape that schmeg job off your board, you've had some kind of waxident!
waxident by Colman February 29, 2008
A perfection by definition. An Intelligent & loved by many especially his comrades. A wise man beyond his age. A faithful companion & a loving lover. Always true to himself and never pretends to be someone he's not. You'll love to hang around him as he is funny as hell! Open-minded and a caring person. Once you're in his important list, you'll be one of his priority a lifetime! Unpredictable, fun and outgoing- you'll have perfect night out with him. Easy on the eyes and a heart-throb. He can make someone fall in love with him head iver heels if he wants too! Born to be a leader & prosper throughout his life with endless love, wealth & health.
Wafie is always out there, conquering the World and succeeding in doing so. His presence always sparks energy!
wafie by Quora Definition December 30, 2017