Watsonism is a politcal idealogy containing the political beliefs of English YouTuber Paul Joseph Watson. The beliefs are opposition to political correctness, Islam, feminism, immigration, far-left and the preservation of Western civilization and culture.
by thesecretone23 September 3, 2020
Get the Watsonismmug. Watson is the code name of your girlfriends best friend aka Sherlock Holmes very annoying sidekick detective. A "Watson" is always creating drama within the relationship and constantly trying to dig up dirt on you. A Watson loves to throw you under the bus and generally hate on you in general.
"I was at the club with my boys and Watson showed up to spy on me all night."
"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."
"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."
by Buiwdin June 12, 2018
Get the Watsonmug. A creep that watches through the window, he is very horny and when he has sex his penis erupts after 2 seconds. They think they are the shit when they are shit at everything in life, he is also a drama queen.
by JackSucksAtLife:) January 31, 2019
Get the Watsonmug. Although this man has a very bad name, he is ridiculously hot. Any girl in the right mind should hook up with him. He is the definition of eye candy.
Girl 1: "You know Watson right?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, of course. Do you think I should hook up with him at the dance?"
Girl 1: "YES! Of course! No girl should say no to a Watson"
Girl 2: "Yeah, of course. Do you think I should hook up with him at the dance?"
Girl 1: "YES! Of course! No girl should say no to a Watson"
by puppyydogg0 September 29, 2012
Get the Watsonmug. to poop, defecate, or shit. Named after the Wheaton College Music building, Watson Fine Arts, which has exquisite bathrooms for pooping.
Ishan: Hey dude, wanna go watch "How I met your mother?"
Tim: Nah son, I gotta go watson first.
Ishan: Neat.
Tim: Nah son, I gotta go watson first.
Ishan: Neat.
by BabyDinosaur October 11, 2009
Get the Watsonmug. Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.
by Ralph Diamond April 25, 2008
Get the Watsonismmug. A unit of measure equal to 5 feet 8 inches. Used to measure the furthest distance which the olfactory property of flatulence can be detected from the initial flatus.
by jcarson83 January 12, 2006
Get the Watsonmug.