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A Irish satirical website similar to the Oinion, that like the Oinion takes the piss out of sensationalist headlines and reports deliberately false stories for comedic reasons.
Some random person-"Have you heard of Waterford Whispers?"

Another random person-"No I haven't"
Some random person-"You should go on the website its grand."
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Waterford Mott Highschool is a Highschool in Michigan. 80% of minority, more illegal immigrants then Texas. They have a decent Basketball team which make sense because yk minority. There is more smoke in the school then the gas chambers. The support staff fucks you up even more. You get a free fight show everyday. Half the female body has a child as well STDs.
by dwasdwasdwa March 13, 2024
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Waterford Mott Highschool is a Highschool in Michigan. 80% of minority, more illegal immigrants then Texas. They have a decent Basketball team which make sense because yk minority. There is more smoke in the school then the gas chambers. The support staff fucks you up even more. You get a free fight show everyday. Half the female body has a child as well STDs.
by dwasdwasdwa March 13, 2024
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New Waterford

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A town located in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. Even though everyone in CB have a different accent than those who live on the mainland, but people from New Waterford take that to a whole new level. For example, they pronounce their o's and a's and their or's as er's. Also they are commonly known as the ghetto of CB. If you ever imply that everyone form that part of CB (Sydney, New Waterford, Glace Bay) are the same, they will probably cut you. Also they are the drug capital of Nova Scotia....
This one time, I was at a park in New Waterford and some guy drove up to me and offered to pay me 40 bucks to throw a soggy, lumpy burlap sack into a garbage that was literally three feet from where he was parked. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT!
by aswizzle October 23, 2010
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New Waterford

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A small town on Nova Scotia's Cape Breton Island, located in Canada. The town has a population of about 1000 people, and is exclusively white. All the residents are of Irish-Scottish-British decent, and so lastnames are rarely varied (McLeod,MacKenzie,MacKinnon,MacDonald,etc.), and nearly all are strict Catholics. The town has an increasingly worse drug problem, centered mainly around the drug Oxycontin, though other pharmacuticals (opiates,and non-opiates alike) plauge the town's populace as well. Avoid this place at all costs.
Typical encounter on New Waterford's main street,Plummer Avenue.

'Hey der B'y,ya got any Oxys?'
'What? No, fuck off you hick junkie'
by 420anonymous420 August 23, 2009
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a true waterford girl

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a female who is very trashy. although she may not live in a trailer she drinks too much, usually has a nose and belly button ring, has a big tattoo she got to be cool, likes to slut around, and is generally a bitch. these girls usually are middle class and are spoiled. waste of space.
a true waterford girl is any girl from Waterford Kettering High School.
by mr. knowitall248 March 5, 2009
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Chocolate waterboard

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When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.
Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.
by pdxgrl February 12, 2010
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