Watertown wagonmaster

-noun

1. An advanced sexual maneuver in which you select a hefty Watertown skeezbag, proceed with intercourse in a parking lot (preferably Wal-Mart), while bending aforementioned skeeze over a shopping cart, grab her ankles and upend her face first into the cart, then quickly push the cart downhill, hop on and masturbate. Ensure you blow your load on her before ditching the cart into a ravine, car, lightpost, or crowd of confused bystanders. Extra points are rewarded for conducting a wagonmaster drag race.

William was whaling a walrus at Wal-Mart Wednesday when he wowed her with a wicked Watertown Wagonmaster.

by Big Tex RLW October 22, 2010

waterfornian

the peoples of tiny ass town of waterford, california. These people only form of entertainment is hanging out in the tacobell/pizza aka zaplace/or the random off brand shopping center IGR or something. Usually this place is infested with Ahalf naked middle aged women who are overly tanned, in a nasty-leathery-inches-away-from skin-cancer sorta way. Bone to three hick cops,in the pizza place bar. Cthe rare sightings of hot teenage cowboys in their dirt covered pickups.Always a highlight until you start talking to them and realized they are idiots.

wow whole lot of waterfornians out tonite...

akward.

by shabanglalallalaa August 11, 2007

Waterburn

burn caused by hitting water at high rates of speed leaving a uncanny red resemblance to that of sunburn

Amber suffered an extreme case of waterburn while attempting to wake board.

by Chris Dimsdale November 7, 2007

Watercolor Paintings

A brother-sister band from Santa Barbara. Consists of Rebecca Redman and Josh Redman. They're music is described as folk/acoustic/punk, but really just sounds like magic to your ears. Rebecca plays the harp and sings. Josh plays a baritone ukulele and also sings and whistles.

"Hey, did you see Watercolor Paintings play at the Che Cafe on Sunday?"

by plastic deer. April 9, 2010

watercolor eyes

Beautiful eyes that are shiny like water color paints.

Friend 1: “Omg girl his eyes are so dreamy!”
Friend 2: “Yeah! He has watercolor eyes!”

by lovergirl36 July 2, 2023

watertown

a little boring stupid friggin town in Connecticut..lots of alcoholics and druggies...and freshmen SLUTS!!

Senior:Dude this is what were gunna do this year..
Senior 2: Wha?
Senior: We gotta get 5 freshmen in bed by the end of the 1st semester..
Senior 2: Duuuude...cha!
Senior: Dude the freshmen in watertown are soo easy itll be great!

by Goatgrl08 April 24, 2006

Waterford

A medium sized middle class town in Michigan that probably has never been mentioned in the news, ever. A slightly less sad version of Pontiac in a way, which is a slightly less sad version of Detroit. Home to probably half the fake baked barbies in the state because the city only has a month of sun per year. Most of the people are one of four things. Anorexic byotch's who think they are soooo much better than these 'waterfordians' (but will probably get byotch-slapped the minute they set foot anywhere else), 'people of the ghetto', people who act like they are from the ghetto, hillbillies, and people left over who actually might survive in the real world. Has two 'rival' schools. Kettering and Mott. Kettering has the better rep but Mott is a lot funner considering the frequent police visits. The school board never calls a snow day here unless they are actually frozen solid in which case they still won't because they...are frozen. The only thing that might encourage you to live here is...well acually it seems i cannot get an opinion because no one who lives here has ever left.

friend 1- Why is she so orange? And why is everyone here so po-dunk...and we're in Michigan?
friend 2- Cuz we're in Waterford of course.

by Ms. Quixotic January 25, 2011