Midnight Water Balloon

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)

He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.

by OMGDonkey February 12, 2009

water balloon muscles

Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.

“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles

by TheFassio October 27, 2017

Dhahran Water Balloon

The art of peeing inside a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up.

My friend Demitri totally gave his chick a Dhahran Water Balloon last night!

by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Water balloon

When holding the tip of your uncircumsized wang and peeing into it, therefore letting the piss build up until you let it go on some un-suspecting bastard/ bitch.

I did the water balloon on my roommate, unfortunately his girlfriend had her mouth open

by Eric theMeyer September 21, 2005

Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".

Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.

by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015

Water balloon

Tugging on nipples making the jiggly breast move as if you were pinching the knot of the water ballon shaking it.

My nipples are sore, please don’t water balloon me tonight.

by WTerbaloon November 27, 2019

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021