a wasteman

A loser. A socially lawless individual.

I thought Max Agostini and I we were friends, but when I turned around he stole my avocado. Now we all know he's a wasteman.

by harryharryluke July 19, 2019

wastemanism

the act of being a wasteman

“there’s a thing called wastemanism and thats you.”

by wastemanmia November 21, 2018

Wasteman

A term often used in Toronto and London. Calling one a 'Wasteman' can be very offensive. Wasteman is basically calling someone a loser.

Yo, hes acting like a real wasteman right now

by MoZHasALargeaz March 17, 2017

Wasteman

Jake Paul
Logan Paul
The Sociopath Brothers

Anything related to the cloud chasing goons..

Logan’s new occupation after KSI beat his ass

Wasteman Jake: “I don’t respect no one I don’t know”
Wasteman Logan: “I’m gonna be bigger than the rock”

by Satyress November 7, 2019

Wasteman

Someone who wastes your time.

"Miss, this wasteman is waffling, kick him out of class"

by Evryone has namb November 19, 2020

Wasteman

Theresa May

In the famous lyric by artist Lady Leshurr, "Who stood up when Grenfell? Where's all the money we raised then? Theresa May is a wasteman!"

by JezzaCorb December 6, 2017

Wasteman

Also known as someone who said they will do something and then do jack shit.

Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?

Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.

The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:

Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?

Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!

by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018