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Warrensburg

A town in Upstate New York and it is also known as Burgerville and Pot Central. Alot of Honkys live here.
by Faq Mi Hue Jass August 6, 2004
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Belly Warmers

Generously proportioned knickers. Underwear that also keep the belly warm. 'Apple Catchers'
After dinner she gave me the green light for some rumpy pumpy however the passion was killed when I discovered she was wearing belly warmers so big she could tuck her boobs in them.
by gmc August 9, 2006
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warmness

the warm feeling of laying in laundry fresh out of the dryer
I love the warmness of fresh laundry.
by maria_loves_adobo November 12, 2020
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Warrensberg woods witch

A woman from the north country that is cold in all the wrong places.
I tried to get the Warrensberg woods witch phone number but that cold hearted witch turned me down.
by Rockstar35 November 23, 2022
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Bridal Warmers

A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.

Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.

Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.

Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating

Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.

Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.
Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.

"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"

Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"

I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.

My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.
by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021
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Warrensburg

A city in Missouri which holds the most retarded people on the face of the Earth. Central Missouri State University is also found here.
Mike: Eww man you're born in Warrensburg?

Some d00d: Yeah, sucks huh?
by Miguel "Bai-yeh-ho" April 27, 2003
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Ear Warmers

Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.

I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers
by JphuknB June 30, 2018
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