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carnforth high wankers 

Carnforth high is full of wankers, the girls are all slags, and the boys are all fuck boys a specially Charlie ash most of the year 7s smoke and don’t even inhale like Marcus burrows everyone smokes weed and does MD every weekend mr Fox is fat and doesn’t let u do anything when he’s not even in charge of the fucking school, I give up w this school...

Bus Wankers 

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.
(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!
Bus Wankers by Sye5325 April 24, 2009

Book Wankers 

Book wankers.

A Book Wanker refers to a minority of people who read books. Book wanker, is a term to be shouted at the book wanker or wankers to emphasise the point that they are in fact wankers. Book wankers can generally be found at the library, in the park, while travelling or any other quiet area. They are wankers and care about their education and reading books for enjoyment.
1)whats the new kid like?

hes just reads books all day!

hes such a Book Wanker!

2) what are you doing today?

going to the library

what so you can hang around with Book Wankers!
Book Wankers by samali July 22, 2011

Wankenstein 

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.
Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.
Wankenstein by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Wankers Tash 

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.
Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm
Wankers Tash by Escalations Moose December 14, 2008

wankers remorse 

occurs after one has beaten off or 'masturbated'. Its the feeling of strong regret and longing to take back what you have just done. You feel dirty and cheap, also sort of like an animal.feeling is stronger after every wank that day, your body resets after midnight. It soon passes and you return to your normal sex hungary self. It plays no part in deciding wheather to wank or not as this horrible feeling is no match for cumming.
*At Toms house. Tom leaves the room for 1-2 minutes*

tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake
wankers remorse by dazzz December 20, 2006