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wankerface

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One who has the face of a wanker.
Look at that wankerfaced little prat. I'll fuck him in the arse i will.
by Stuffman May 13, 2005
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wankerbatting

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When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.
"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"
by TheJacker March 29, 2015
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Wankering

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When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.
Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub
by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016
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Much like Oktoberfest except without the quality beer, dirndls, and the generally cheery mood. The atmosphere at Wankerfest is marked by the abundant presence of wankers, the lack of any real conversations, and the feeling of impending dread mixed in with moments of short bursts of excitement. Though celebrated every year, it is not a particularly well known event--even to wankers themselves--and the people that attend, usually, prefer not to discuss it, which, in part, lends further to the festival's general obscurity.
Philip hoped to attend Wankerfest in complete anonymity this year as to avoid further conflict with his spouse.

Some say that wankers are in a constant state of either planning a trip to, or, figuring how to get back from wankerfest
by Chewonarock April 16, 2023
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wankermafone

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One who is considered a dickhead and practices bizarre behaviours
you god damn wankermafone
by mitch May 13, 2005
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Wankerface

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Wankerface.

One who masturbates their own or anothers face.
An derogitory term used to describe someone who has annoyed you.
Ben:"Hi Steve!"
Steve: "Ben, you're a wankerface!"
by Invader May 13, 2005
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wankermagnet

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Charles is a wankermagnet
by Charlesisacunt November 19, 2018
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