WANGER

A man who is both a minger and a wanker

I can't believe she pulled that bloke, he's such a wanger!

by htlmm February 13, 2005

Wanger

Also known as Daniel, this child prodigy is the definition of grindiiing. On the grind at brookehaven everyday, Wanger truly is a force to be reckoned with.

Peter: Dude, did you see that massive backhand passing shot by Federer right there?

Cyrus:Yeah that was pretty massive, but not as good as Wanger

Peter: ah sah big!!!

by The B-train May 2, 2005

wanger

to masturbate, beat off, jack off, smack, choke, beat the shit out o ur dick, pull the goalie

des ib gudda wanger away brub gool.

by bap bacardi May 21, 2003

Wanger

A fat, hairy, greasy person from Jamba who enjoys beating his gearstick to gay porn, whilst playing World of Warcraft

"I can't believe how incredibly homosexual and greasy he is. Biggest Wanger ever."

by RICH_BIRO September 6, 2006

Wanger

Polite way of saying someone is a wanker, ie, if there are old people, ladies or children present.

"Oh yeah, matthew is a right wanger, sorry grandma!"

by Lucy-doots October 16, 2003

wangers

The sexual bond between to people/things that can either be good or bad.

A couple holding each other

"Wangers!"

by Super Jax August 28, 2005

wangers

describes person of great interlect and athletic ability. Also used to descrbe person who is good looking and has great personality.see also wangas

"oh wow! there's wangers, let's go and make love with him"

by wangas October 15, 2004