walrus is a term to express how you feel about another, the case is normally in a bad way. It is also an animal known as the Odobenus.
by TheWaffle_Sir September 01, 2021
1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself
2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
by Seaworld September 09, 2007
by walruslover69 September 16, 2011
The awkward unnamed part of the face above the lip and below the nose that extends downward, in a way that a walrus mustache would.
I really wish I had a splashguard for my Nalgene because every time I drink from it, I spill water down my walrus. -JPhil
My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.
You have water on your walrus.
My walrus itches.
Does Sharky have a walrus?
I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.
I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.
Are you questioning my walrus?
My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.
You have water on your walrus.
My walrus itches.
Does Sharky have a walrus?
I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.
I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.
Are you questioning my walrus?
by Voyageur 1 July 31, 2011
Much like the Angry Dragon, the walrus is simple. When you are getting head from a guy/girl and you are about to ejaculate, ram your dick far into his/her mouth, causing him/her to gag. You've blocked the air passage and the only way for your cum to exit is shooting through his/her nasal passage. Pull out immediatly and watch ur cum shoot out of his/her nose, resembling the walrus' majestic tusks. This can also be done by punching him/her in the stomach or tickling him/her as he/she is about to swallow.
Mike- "My girl was giving me head while I was watching the Discovery Channel, and I wanted her to resemble the walruses I was watching. So I gave her an Angry Dragon and it worked!"
by The Bitch February 14, 2007
You are about to smoke up at a party when one person begins to smoke two joints simultaneously giving the effect of a walrus. A loud "groooouugggg" sound is released on the exhale. This is valid with other smoking paraphernalia.
Dude we walrused those joints so hard last night.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.
by John "Legend" Peterson September 09, 2010
Basically a mega powerful underwater goat. It sits around all day gathering energy, until it suddenly jumps into the water and goes on a rampage in which it rapes everyone within a few miles.
by Kirbytroid April 20, 2011