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penny up a wall 

the process of a group of boys pissing up a wall, closest to hit the top of the wall wins
schoolboys bunking school decided to play penny up a wall to see who is the best.

wall-stalk pop-up 

Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"

Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
wall-stalk pop-up by jb3625 January 21, 2011

I saw her climb up a wall 

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"

our backs are up against the wall 

When you are in a difficult situation in a lifetime with emotional distress.
We're desperate. We have no where to go. We have to fight our way out of this, confront what is in front of us. Our backs are up against the wall.

Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall 

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

Up against the wall 

Referring to a firing squad and many gun-execution vidoes, "Up against the wall emphasizes your will for the other person to die
Up against the wall by Allen` January 14, 2004