Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.
by MrShades May 31, 2011
by RNPS July 31, 2009
Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
by dyejmdac January 22, 2019
beatin off, masturbating
by Seriyon November 25, 2006
by Kronok January 17, 2007
The term "walking the dog" isn't what it seems. For most people, they would take their four-legged lovable doggie out for a stroll. In this case, "walking the dog" means to go home at lunch and masturbate until you howl louder than your dog. Most common tools used for this action: Hilighter, Hair brush, Dildo, Rubber fist, Shock collar & Colt's swag... fingers are not too common.
Bob: Hey, Fred, where you off to?
Fred: Off walking the dog...
Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??
Fred: Off walking the dog...
Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??
by tootsoonie3 January 14, 2011
While in the act of doggy style sex, you push your girlfriend forward so she is crawling on her hands and knees and you walk behind her while still having sex.
by big_bfb September 15, 2006