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Dude's Walk Of Shame 

When a man wakes up in a woman's home after a drunken, wild, anonymous sexual encounter and must then walk by a full, stinky, dirty, diaper bin or dirty, stinky, cat litter box in the morning to leave.
Dude, I got drunk at the bar last night, had a one-night stand and woke up is a cute girl's house and had to "Dude's Walk of Shame" by her cat's stinky litter box. Won't be calling her anytime soon!
Dude's Walk Of Shame by iLobbyist November 19, 2016
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walk of shame 

In college, when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus
all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes.
Chris did the walk of shame at least fifty times freshman year
walk of shame by 358 May 30, 2006

walk of shame 

When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair sticking out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse.
After a night of partying and excessive drinking Cheryl woke up god-knows where with an unknown man beside her and in a fit of regret gathered her belongings as quickly and quietly as possible and crept from the man's home in what is known as the walk of shame.
walk of shame by Lydia September 28, 2004

Halloween Walk of Shame 

When you emerge from a guy's house wearing the same Halloween costume you partied in the night before reeking of booze, sweat, and maybe pumpkins- all in good fun from the night before. And unlike the normal walk of shame... you cannot hide in your halloween costume.
I totally did the Halloween walk of shame this morning- the dead give away was my head to toe chicken outfit

crab walk of shame 

The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.
crab walk of shame by Taylor The Tool September 25, 2006

Walk of Shame 

The walk every man must take when he eventually misses a shot at a trash can and needs to pick it up and drop it in. The Walk can be even worse if he alerts his buddies of his intentions, and worse still if the ball of garbage is consisted of many other pieces of trash, which burst mid-flight and which he must pick up.
John was ballin' all day on the basket ball court, but one missed paper ball threw him into the walk of shame.
Walk of Shame by Nossor April 25, 2008

walk of shame 

n. 1. As stated in other definitions, walking out of someone's place in the same clothes on as when you went in there last night.
2. When you are in a public bathroom, to create something especially unholy that makes the whole restroom smell, and then walk out of the stall while the bathroom's various patrons scowl at you.
1. I made her take the walk of shame in front of all my dorm-mates this morning because i was feeling extra hung over.
2. As I took the walk of shame I saw all my co-workers holding their noses and giving me the evil eye.
walk of shame by kekekekekekeke September 14, 2005