Waitren

The unisex form of waiter/waitress
Also a variant of waitron that follows the same sound as waiter/waitress.
See also waitron/ waiten

Hello, my name is Sam. I'll be your waitren today. I'll leave you with the menus to decide on.

by Master of beargreen January 13, 2023

Waitress

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Inept Waitress

A term to describe any girl (or guy, for that matter) who brings drama to the table, when CLEARLY you didn't order it.

One of my booty-calls is being such an inept waitress right now. I told that bitch to get it straight... I didn't order any side of drama with my happy meal. Must be that time of the month.

by Bash Masterson June 5, 2009

sky waitress

n: A female flight attendant.

John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."

by warmbrother October 10, 2014

charlie's waitress syndrome

Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).

Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.

by MZ123 June 18, 2016

Sex with the black haired waitress

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

by Amo 83 November 11, 2021

pocket waitress

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.

"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"

by Guillaume Levert March 2, 2008