Spanked with a Waffle Iron 

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

Spanked with a Waffle Iron by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

omnisexual_waffle_iron 

The best mutual, the funniest bitch ever.

Hey, who’s that TikToker you like

Oh it’s omnisexual_waffle_iron!!

omnisexual_waffle_iron by i.like.teef.a.lot June 24, 2021

Belgian Waffle Iron 

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.

Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!

Belgian Waffle Iron by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 13, 2011

blue waffle iron 

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can

"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."

blue waffle iron by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017

omnisexual_waffle_iron 

some crazy omnisexual ambiamorous non-binary person that likes camp camp and cheese fries

person 1: did you see omnisexual_waffle_iron ?
person 2: yeah they’re posting a thirst trap of david from camp camp

omnisexual_waffle_iron by I.Need.A.Name June 24, 2021

Kansas Waffle Iron 

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

Kansas Waffle Iron by Marine007 December 1, 2022

Nigerian waffle iron 

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

Nigerian waffle iron by The big mamma t June 10, 2023