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On that Whitney

Using a certain celebrities drug of choice, crack.
John is acting crazy and cussing everybody out for no reason. I hope he's not on that Whitney again.
by cashleo September 28, 2008
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Whitney Houston

1. LEGENDARY DIVA who has thankfully ditched her ugly ass, broke, woman beating husband, Bobby "Eternal Crackhead" Brown.

2. She was the MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME up until 1999, which was when her personal troubles began to overshadow and subsiquently negatively affect her unmatched success. She has since ditched her stupid ass ex husband/enabler and is finally turning her life around for the better. She is recovering her Legendary voice, is sounding better and working on a Comeback Album with Music Industry Legend Clive Davis.

3. Known as the "Greatest Singer of All Time", "The Greatest Voice of All Time" & "The Voice"

4. Living proof that there is a God.
Guy: Wow, Whitney Houston was such a doll in the 80's and 90's. What Bobby Brown did to her is a disgrace.

Friend: Yea it is. Thank God she left him.

Guy: I know, I would've kicked his ass if I ever met him
by Jason001 December 31, 2007
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Whitney Houston

1) Noun: A woman who was once one of the greatest singers, with one of the best voices of all time. Wife to an abusive bastard, who she doesn't have the sense to leave and doesn't seem to want to get back on her feet. She had the entire world at her fingertips and threw it all away for drugs and a pathetic excuse of a husband who has to hit & verbally abuse women to make himself feel like a "man."
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.
Example:
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
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Tile Whitener

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!
by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013
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Whitney

A Curious Daydreamer ;

Crazy in the mind and beautiful in the heart. A girl most people can't handle to be around, but those who can, never want her to leave. Family oriented and an all around sweetheart. Mouth of a sailor and body of a saint. Tends to be overdramtic and unrealistic, one of a kind. The only girl you can have a true love with. Fighting dragons and kissing princes is a daily job for this Sherlock Holmes style woman. Often an imaginary, or made up person.
by Metallicka February 5, 2010
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pull a whitney houston

Marry below your social status or class
John is really going to pull a Whitney Houston if he marries Stella.
by hotlikewasabi September 22, 2006
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whitney wreckless

by leabiaaaaaaa December 7, 2006
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