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vomelet

A tasty meal performed by Dave England on Jackass. It consists of eating the raw ingredients of an omelette, such as tomatoes, onions, cheese, sausage, and raw egg. Then puking up the contents and cooking them in a frying pan. No cutting utensils required, your teeth do all the work!
Yo, Chef Dave, fix me a vomelet.
by Jackass 1 & 2 4evr December 12, 2008
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whale omelette

meaning of being, 'thick'
Teacher: "Bob, what is the capital of England"

Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"
by Ludovik April 16, 2008
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Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.
We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.
by mctacos666 June 28, 2010
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omelette

A one-meal dish with egg as the main ingredient, add some cheese or milk and other desired toppings, mix well, then fry till golden brown, fold into half and serve. Originally French, now it's known internationally. Toppings can include ham, capsicums, tomatoes, mushrooms, sausages, etc. Extremely popular for breakfast or a light meal.
I'd die for an omelette right now!
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005
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Egg White Omelette

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.
Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011
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Warrington omelette

Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.
Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.
by Warrington omelette March 3, 2015
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somelette

Making an omelette after sex. One of the bigger pleasures you'll ever experience early in the morning.
After I came inside that blonde, I just had to make me a somelette. Boy was it delicious!
by VT-brother September 23, 2011
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