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voodoo crispy

A crazy dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World in The Adventures of Pete & Pete - "Day of the Dot".
That girls crazy! Is she doing the voodoo crispy!?
by anth is the man! December 4, 2010
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voodoo pin

When a witch doctor casts a curse on your balls, not allowing you to ejaculate.
Jerry, you didn't have to voodoo pin me for having a threesome with your girlfriend and mom.
by Snergle April 17, 2017
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Vlodcast

"Volatile Link of Overt Disorientation"-cast.

Sending a video message to another person - usually in a state of extreme intoxication - causing confusion to all involved parties.
I received a Vlodcast from my girlfriend yesterday. She was so drunk that I could hardly understand any word at all.
by littlefreedomfighter666 February 17, 2020
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Voodoo Walk

Being off a mix of script drugs (such as percs, lean, and xanax) and stumbling but remaining upright. Similar to a “Mud Walk
Shakewell: Damn bro... that shit gave me the voodoo walk
Germ: fax nigga them percies bussin
by Supersoundcloud June 8, 2021
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voldo

A character of the Soul Calibur series that has existed in all of the Soul Calibur games created so far. He wields a pair of Indian weapons known as katars that act as extensions of his hands. He lives as an eternal guardian in an underground sanctum known as the money pit, which houses the treasure of his deceased master who he vowed allegiance to, the merchant of death; Vercci. after living in the dark completely isolated from the world, Voldo became blind and eventually forgot his own name and language. after a while he begins to hear the voice of his master Vercci who told him to seek out the sword soul edge.....

Voldo is considered by soul calibur fanatics to be an upper-mid tier character. This means that he can be extremely powerful if used correctly.

Voldo doesn't really falter in any particular area of combat. He has powerful throws, horizontal and vertical attacks, and his attack speed is fast. He is VERY unpredictable, and if youre playing against an experienced player, then you will learn to hate Voldo for how annoying he can become. For example, if voldo is used correctly, you may never get to hit him, and it is very easy to do this with Voldo because most of his moves are fast execution, which is a good thing because, for example, if you attack an enemy with a fast execution move and your opponent guards it, you will be able to recover quickly and guard the attack he throws back at you.

Most people don't pick Voldo as a character if they are fairly new because of how creepy he is. I mean seriously, he is one of the only characters to wear a thong (Ivy is the other) he is blind, he forgot his own name and speaks no words, only groans and hisses. His weirdness goes into his moves though too. One of his stances is called the Mantis Crawl, where he holds himself off of the ground, suspended by all four limbs and walks around like a spider. He can also attack backwards during his blind stance, which is extremely useful because you dont have to worry about being defenseless while you have your back to your enemy. Another note is that Voldo is one of two characters (Astaroth is the other) who can negate a back throw. Very useful.

Like I said, most people don't use Voldo because he is creepy and if your friend sees you use Voldo you will have to convince him that you're not gay. Of course, the simple way to do this is to kick the living hell out of your friend with Voldo.
New Player- Who are you gonna pick? I'm gonna be Siegfried because he is masculine and has a ridiculously large sword that can chop you in two like he was slicing butter.

Experienced Player- Oh Im gonna be Voldo

New Player- HAHHHAHAHAHA VOLDO???? he is such a gay character! he wears a freakn thong! im gonna kill you so easily and--

Video Game Voice----Voldo wins!

Experienced Player- A blind guy in a thong definitely knows his business....
by Captain Kiyomizu April 12, 2006
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vlado

The only shoes appropiate for jerking. They started as skateboarding shoes until they met true talent that was worthy of them.
Nah, man. You ain't a jerker! You ain't even got vlados!
by cinnamon14 November 24, 2011
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Voodoo Child

A killer psychedelic rock song by guitar legend Jimi Hendrix. Has been described as the greatest guitar anthem of all time, and was also voted number 101 on Rolling Stone's Greatest Songs of All Time poll. Has one of the most awe inspiring guitar solo's ever procured, and is also one of the most difficult songs to learn because of its profound intricacy. Some of the best versions of the song are the Woodstock, Berkeley, and Albert Hall performances, although generally the Woodstock performance is considered to be Jimi Hendrix's magnum opus. As if the Electric Ladyland version is good enough... the Woodstock version is of epic status, complete with mind- bending improvisations and an ending to leave you speechless. The song is often confused with Hendrix's blues jam, Voodoo Chile... hence the bracketed 'Slight Return' title added to the song on most recordings. Probably the greatest rock song ever made. R.I.P Hendrix :(
"Cuz I'm a voodoo child... god don't stop a voodoo child, BABY!"
by Firelovesugar May 8, 2009
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