Visability

Visability is the amount of untapped credit still remaining on your VISA card.

I'd really like to get that Dale Jr. satin jacket, but since we bought the new bass boat, I just don't have the visability.

by Monkeywash January 24, 2010

Visnja

A wild cherry! Also known as the sidekick of a Kendra.
Pretty nice sometimes, boys love a Visnja.

Yo Visnja, lemme kiss your cool hair!

by Mr. Elderly April 2, 2007

Visayan Daily Star

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.

Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!

by naknumm September 7, 2007

visa vee

A misspelling of vis-a-vis.

I didn't know how to spell it, but I wanted to be a smart ass anyway, so I just wrote down what I thought sounded right.

by La Luna Luminosa November 10, 2004

visa

A credit card accepted almost everywhere.

"Visa. It's everywhere you want to be."

by ProStaff January 26, 2005

sextension visa

Visa extension to facilitate ongoing doing of the nasty (aka having hot steamy sex).

I can't believe you're leaving tomorrow, we need to get a sextension visa for you so we can do it like rabbits.

by JohnConnor227 June 29, 2009

Visa

Slang for Visalia, California. Pronounced Vy-sa, not Vee-sa

Tato: Hey Snoopy: I heard you pulled that 211 on the K-Mart in Visa, right? Some dude got shot and the cops rolled everyone up!

Snoopy: I don't know nuthin' about that holmes!

Tato: I'm just bustin your balls fool! I read in the paper that it was the Allen Gang!

Snoppy: I guess you could call that a Blue and Red Light Special!

by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2019