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Wedding Vindaloop

When one is caught in a continuous circle of time regarding a wedding that has yet to happen for many years.
Bridezilla has been talking about her wedding to be for years on end. She is caught in a Wedding Vindaloop
by PastorMan August 5, 2021
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Vindaloovians

A word from the T.V. show Red Dwarf. Used as an alien species with one eye that never blinks. Used in some episode of the series when they were attacked by Rogue Robots. A completely made up species.
I am Tarkadol, ambassdor of the great Vindaloovian Empire.
by Lord_Oknek April 15, 2005
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Vindaloo flaps

Vindaloo flaps is a derogatory term used to describe a woman of Indian/Sri Lankan descents vagina.
John - you out with thatIndian bird last night, chief?
Saket - yep
John - you get to taste the vindaloo flaps?
Saket - you know it, buddy. Went down a treat.
by Minty burns February 27, 2015
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Vindaloo

A verb. Decribes the reaction of one’s bowels to Indian food. Does not require actual Vindaloo as studies show that any Indian food can reproduce this burning-hot-like-lava, mud-butt. Seconds prior to this ass-plosion, loud rumbling from the intestines moving poo and gas down will fuck with your confidence. You think “I’ll make it, I’ll make it” but if you’re not within an arm’s length of the can, chances are you will be shitting your pants. After removing your drawers and cleaning up your pants the best you can, you toss that pair of shitty gitch in your neighbours trash can and go catch your bus back home. Look innocent or people will guess you are the source of the hum.

It can also be used to describe the fear you have about eating Indian food and shitting said pants
Mike: “Fuck Dave, I want Indian so bad but last time I shit my pants and I’m not keen on being Vindalood again just yet...maybe next week ok?

Dave: “Sure, how about pizza tonight and next week we get a curry”

Mike: “Sounds good, I’ll be ready for the Vindaloo ass-attack and bring a spare pair of gotch. “
by NLLassyBunz March 5, 2018
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vindaloo

the fucked up word in "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" by the Ramones
eating chicken, vindaloo
by poo June 18, 2006
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Vindaloo

A verb. Decribes the reaction of one’s bowels to Indian food. Does not require actual Vindaloo as studies show that any Indian food can reproduce this burning-hot-like-lava, mud-butt. Seconds prior to this ass-plosion, loud rumbling from the intestines moving poo and gas down will fuck with your confidence. You think “I’ll make it, I’ll make it” but if you’re not within an arm’s length of the can, chances are you will be shitting your pants. After removing your drawers and cleaning up your pants the best you can, you toss that pair of shitty gitch in your neighbours trash can and go catch your bus back home. Look innocent or people will guess you are the source of the hum.

It can also be used to describe the fear you have about eating Indian food and shitting said pants
Mike: “Fuck Dave, I want Indian so bad but last time I shit my pants and I’m not keen on being Vindalood again just yet...maybe next week ok?

Dave: “Sure, how about pizza tonight and next week we get a curry”

Mike: “Sounds good, I’ll be ready for the Vindaloo ass-attack and bring a spare pair of gotch. “
by NLLassyBunz March 5, 2018
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Vindaloo

iTs Ya mUM bAh

Alternate Meaning: A very spicy indian curry
Ya Mum is a vindaloo bahh. Eshayyy
by BroUDonkeySmack August 7, 2021
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