vaselate

to go between needing vaseline and not needing vaseline

I have been vaselating a lot lately. Maybe I need to stay with juicier women.

by The soaring vulture February 16, 2004

Veela Mod

A person in position of power, abusing said power on a apologetic and regretting individual.

p1: dude i got banned on a discord server
p2: what did you do?
p1: i said something stupid
p2: you are stupid, apologize
p1: i laid down flat but they still banned me
p2: lol, veela mods.

by BrXsu August 7, 2020

vesola

Thanks think i needed to get that off my chest vesola

Twisted, Cold hearted,Self centred, Ugly, Egotistical, Dirty,Smelly,Cheating,Lying,Scummy, FUCKED UP, Cunting 'vesola, Bastarding TWAT. thank you,

by bob the builder March 2, 2004

Veela

The Male Sex Organ. Formally known as a penis.

Yo blad my veelas bare hurtin,
Oi hoe suck my veela.
Yo G you aint nuttin but a veela head!

by Djib July 16, 2007

vegelate

-verb
The act of relaxing and/or being lazy on a couch or other comfortable piece of furniture for extended periods of time, preferably with a huge bottle of wine and a good friend(s) in front of a tv.

I want to vegelate tonight. Your place or mine? I'm bringing the dessert; you bring the wine.

by COAg November 22, 2010

veselekov's zeroth law

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free

Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law

by veselekov October 14, 2012

Vegelay

It’s a person that’s cool and awesome and kind and is really good at hosting and yeah- X_X

Wow I see vegelay!

by Awesome vegelay November 21, 2020