Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.
by Chacha311 January 14, 2009
by wickers February 13, 2008
When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.
by Wowwastaken May 01, 2019
by AngryAirman September 23, 2005
Inventing something for someone to feel insecure about so you can sell them the solution to the problem.
Self-esteem is killing our bottom line for beauty products. We need to implement a vertical degradation strategy.
by TehDrake April 15, 2011
Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.
by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019
by amypercy April 13, 2020