Velveeta

The most popular edible lubricant marketed by the Kraft Foods corporation as a food product. Popular for the distinctive “glop-glop” sounds it creates during sex, it is also a common cause of yeast infections.

Boomers always be busting out the velveeta before doing crazy shit with zucchinis.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.

Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!

by LightRemembered August 31, 2025

Velveeta

Pure '80s cheese. Something from the 1980s that is so cheesy it must be Velveeta.

Dude, have you ever seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? It's totally Velveeta!

by DustDevilAZ June 30, 2020