vegetables

Shit that will make you stronger.

"Boy you besta eat that shit, it's all we got!"

by Vegetables May 13, 2005

stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

very wise words from Sun Tzu

HEY, don’t forget to stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

by this username sucks April 20, 2021

Vegetable mode

When a blackberry's battery is so low that it does not allow the user to text, call etc basically making it a vegetable.

I couldn't find my charger, so my Blackberry was in vegetable mode for 3 hours!

by hulbrook February 24, 2011

Fuck Vegetables

An idiom used colloquially whenever someone gets off topic. The entomology stems from an Asian photograph which displays a sign in both Chinese and English with the English translation saying "Fuck Vegetables." This caused much hilarity and distraction, hence creating the definition.

This picture is hilarious! Fuck vegetables, I should be working.

by FuckVegetables September 27, 2010

Vegetablism

The idea that vegetables alone can sustain life.

My friend is a vegetablist and is trying to convert me to vegetablism.

by AnUnknownSoldier May 24, 2011

Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.

Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"

by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

Vegetable

Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.

Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.

by Not a vegetable. August 16, 2009