Social Vegitarian

One who doesn't have beef with anyone else.

Lucy: Let's start a rumor about someone!
Sally: No, I'm a social vegitarian. I can't do anything that may cause me to have beef with others.

by nayberhoodkid January 12, 2009

vegetarian

Techinically a person who eats no meat or dead animal products. Some choose so for ethical reasons while others may simply be grossed out by the prospect of eating flesh. Despite claims to the contrary, most vegetarians are not elitist or prejudiced. Another false argument also includes that eating only plant matter kills more rodents, etc which it doesn't. In order to eat beef for instance, it takes far more energy and resources to grow food for them (as opposed to eating it directly) and then killing the cows on top of it. There've been many proposals for third world countries to focus on farming as opposed to ranching because, if done properly, it takes far less resources and land space. Another common argument is that it "destroys your body" which is blatantly false. It's actually very easy to get sufficient amounts of protein as well as other nutritional necesseties. While in the past it may have been necessary to eat animals to get by, many argue that it no longer is. Our canines are a "left over" so to speak of our evolution in the past.

Despite all this, and despite that most vegetarians are non-judgmental and aren't affiliated with PETA in anyway, many get a good dose of humor out of bashing them. Presumably because the concept of not eating meat challenges their manhood and they need to defend their metaphorical dick size.

I've been a vegetarian for years, since I was 16. The rest of my family has always eaten meat but I (like most others) don't hold it against them. But you can't convince the morons of that.

*at dinner with a group of people*
Person A: Yeah, I'll have a vegetarian burrito please.

Person B: OH GOD. Oh what, are you a VEGETARIAN? Huh? You think you're too good for us?

Person A: Uhhh, no.

Person B: Yeah, I can see it in your eyes! You're not gonna stop the rest of us I hope you know!

Person A: You knowwww.... I really didn't plan on it. Eat what you want; it's your choice.

Person B: I told you you can't stop us! GOD, what is it with you people?! I'll bet you're a FASCIST too aren't ya? And a faggot. GOD, you make me sick. I bet you just can't STAND the thought of me eating a steak, can you? Huh? HUH?

Person A: Wow, you're an idiot.

by JFern May 20, 2004

pro-choice vegetarian

Someone who abstains from meat consumption and does not believe in coercing others to do the same.

"Don't worry, guys. I'm a pro-choice vegetarian, you can eat steaks in peace while I'll have a salad."

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

vegeteranian

A vegetarian dish from the mediterranean.

My favourite vegeteranian dish is Caprese (NB Tomatoes, Mozzarella, Olive Oil, Basil).

by ChristineM June 6, 2008

vegetainment

Television programmes which are neither very good or very interesting. TV which is watched as there is nothing better to do.

Combination of vegetating and entertainment.

Stick the TV on, see what vegetainment is on.

by carabeener December 5, 2010

vegetariantarian

one who only eats vegetarians.

Bob: Liver?
Betty: No thanks- I'm a vegetarian.
Bob: Better watch out then, because I'm a vegetariantarian.

by cannothascheezburger November 30, 2009

Hipster Vegetarian

A person who refuses to eat meat but dislikes vegetables, often eating only processes foods.

Because Crystal doesn't eat any vegetables, she's become over weight by eating nothing but cheese pizza. Stupid Hipster Vegetarian!

by fuzzydeath January 15, 2011