stardew valley

a "casual" and "relaxing" game.

guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT

by the average enjoyer July 8, 2022

napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Twin Valley High School

A school in bumblefuck Pennsylvania, where if you're not a redneck, then you're probably a wangster. The students spend their time ballin it up at the Mo-town courts or chillin at the Walmart down the street.

Why does that kid think he can rap?

Because he's from Twin Valley High School.

by sallygoose'11 June 5, 2011

Vallari

The most caring, loving, and beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has a heart of gold and a smile that could outshine the sun. She's been through a lot and can be very sensitive at times. Her music taste is just AMAZING. She can be random and is not afraid to show off her goofy side to the ones who mean the most to her.

If you ever get the change to date a Vallari, love her with all of your heart and neverr let her go because no other girl in the world compares to Vallari.

Person: Whoa. Who is THAT girl?
Me: That's my gf, Vallari.
Person: She's stunning.
Me: I know. She takes my breath away everyday.

by boybandmaniac May 1, 2016

Pleasant Valley HS

A school district in Bettendorf, Iowa which is 75% rich white kids with lifted Jeeps and 25% Indian stoners. OOTD’s include Vinyard Vines shirts and Birkenstocks with a Juul inside everybody’s waistband.

I drove past Pleasant Valley HS today and saw a bunch of white boys juuling inside their lifted Jeeps.

by @ligmanuts August 21, 2018

Mon valley girl

Bitches located in south western Pennsylvania rite below Pittsburgh that will fuck for drugs, Post half ass modeling pics on fb took with there friends flip phone, work at local strip clubs and say it's to pay for college but in reality it's gonna be there career job, and think there hood for Sleepin with a black dude once.

She a typical mon valley girl

by King Richard July 14, 2016

Del Valle High School

A very big school in the extreme city limits of east Austin, TX. Home to the Cardinals, hoodrats and potheads. This school is about 75% hispanic, 15% black, 9% white and 1% other, so good luck trying to make a diverse set of friends here. Their basketball and soccer teams are actually really good but they lack funding thanks to the district pouring most of the athletic funding towards the average football team. fights and drama occur about once a week in this school, sometimes over really stupid shit. just about everyone here smokes weed, causing the school to smell of pot every day. This school used to suck ass but thanks to the rapid development of nearby suburbs, an influx of students and parents who care about their education are making this school a somewhat sought-after district, causing this school to go from a C rating from the TEA to a B rating. While it still has a long way to go to becoming Westlake high, it has the potential to do so if the district controls the hood rat activities plaguing this school.

Emma: Yo, Lauren, did you see that teen over there? He’s from Del Valle High School.

Lauren: I heard that school has became a somewhat good school.

by Faze Nasch June 2, 2020