Cosmetic Vaginery

A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.

Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are.

by wonderplumb April 25, 2011

Vaginer

When you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and it looks like you have a vagina.

Mike tucked his cock and balls between his legs and showed everybody his vaginer.

by Rocke December 28, 2005

vaginerenis

A vagina turned inside out, so it sticks out like a penis.

Damn, that girl is so desperate, she gave herself a vaginerenis!

by WhaleTuba July 23, 2018

Vagineral

The general Vagina

Im about to go find me a Vagineral

by Dizzï October 11, 2019

Vagenergy

Boost of energy a tired or sleeping male/female gets when offered vagina

I am super exhausted, but Linda just called and offered me sex, I just got a boost of vagenergy!

by ShayDizzurd October 26, 2011

vaginer

vaginer arrived my a man name Sir Mike Testicals. A lonely rich man with may pubic hairs with split ends. He relized his balls were ichy with a type of mole rat call Mr. nibbs-on-balls. Thus came the word vaginer.

Oh, look at those ruff viginer rashes.

by Mr. Smokes Cock May 10, 2004

Vagenerous

Relating to the sexual libidos of women, this is a woman who is generous with her vagina.

That skank is so ugly, but all the guys talk to her. She must be vagenerous, she's too ugly to be a whore.

by Fadgadget April 5, 2008