cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.

I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.

by Natron444 March 19, 2014

basic vaccinations

basic vaccinations (coined by my friend's friend) - the vaccinations that you receive as a baby. Then you go on with your life not getting vaccinated like ever and get holistic treatments instead.

Friend #1 "Oh I have all my basic vaccinations"
Friend #2 "wtf is a basic vaccination?"

by cutiepiestarbucksgal77 May 7, 2021

vaccillation

Uncertainty about the value and wisdom of getting a vaccination.

Most people she knew were getting it, but she'd heard one story of a child being paralyzed for life, and she was in a state of vaccillation about whether to allow the immunization for her daughter.

by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2020

Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.

"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"

by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013

Vagination

The process of becoming a bitch, metaphorical transformation to a vagina;
becoming a bitch, bitching out of being a man.

"Coach, he can't return to the game. The Vagination began shortly after the injury."

by sillyweregermanjenkins September 19, 2012

Vaccication

A vacation, where the destination is a location where the vacationer is eligible to take a Covid-19 vaccine. Usually split into 2 parts for each dose of the vaccine.

Popular destinations: Texas, Arizona

"Yo Nick, you're Austin right now? What for?"
"Yeah I'm taking a vaccication for 4 weeks. California wouldn't let me take the vaccine but Texas opened up for everyone"

by Elmo Nana March 24, 2021

The Vaccinator

A doctor that discovers the ability to time travel and goes back into time to vaccinate the children of Anti-Vaxxers with out their knowledge or permission.

Honey, how are we going to protect little Bobby Joe and Sue Ellen from The Vaccinator? How do we even know if he hasn’t gotten his hands on them yet?

by MahatmaJonny December 21, 2018