urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.

Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.

by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008

human urinal

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.

My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.

by cmhsub December 20, 2008

paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

by Shy Son November 25, 2011

urinesque

Adjective.
Having qualities associated with urine, such as color, temperature, pH, osmolarity, etc.

That cocktail was delicious, until I looked down and noticed the color was truly urinesque - at which point I decided to call it a night.

by PenguinProf July 23, 2017

Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him

"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"

by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009

Urkin

Term developed by The Sports Guy Bill Simmons's friend House. Used to describe multiple sports programs being at commercial simultaneously, as CBS frequently does during their NCAA tourney coverage. The dreaded quadraple urkin is when all four games being covered are at commercial at once.

Taken from the movie Borat. Urkin is the name of the town rapist.

I was at the bar trying to watch a few games and CBS pulled a two triple urkins in ten minutes.

by TheAfroRican March 18, 2007

urincing

A portmanteau of the words, "urine" and, "silencing".

The act of, when passing micturition (urine), pissing onto the inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline or against the back wall of a wall urinal so that the, "urine splashing into water" sounds are totally absent.

{Husoos}: Hey Horhay, where's Edgar? He went into that restroom a few minutes ago, but I don't hear any pissing sounds.
{Horhay}: Edgar is urincing -- that way nobody will hear him peeing.

by Telephony August 20, 2013