urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

Urethrals

A soft, yet chewy candy made of genetically modified semen, often harvested right from the urethra of a hairy Indian man, as well as a combination of urine-flavored jello. This makes for a delightful snack eaten by many around the world.

Muhammad: *Licks fingers* Ahh yes, the quality of these Urethrals is quite exquisite!

by AMadHat September 15, 2024

urethral stimulation

urethral stimulation is a sexual activity that some guys like to enjoy. One dude inserts a sound, which may be electrified, into another guy's piss hole and moves it up and down until he blows his load.

I blew my load when Matt turned on the electricity to the sound he was using to give me urethral stimulation the first time!

by eda-skip August 28, 2023

Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.

Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”

by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024

Urethreal

A remarkable piss

Harry: Wow the ambience of that WC was really soothing, those binaural beats and scented soaps made for a urethreal experience
Bill: Shutup and get us a pint

by thesilentbutdeadly January 25, 2019