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Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 12, 2021
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urbonics

politically correct term for urban slang, replacing the term "ebonics" which alledgedly derives from the word "ebony" with "urban"
I don't speak Urbonics and whatnot, I don't get "jiggy" with it.
by skuz bucket June 11, 2006
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Urbertexpic

Something you really don't want on your computer.
Monica Flange: On my computer there is an urbertexpic I want to know if you can get it out
Recovery Tools: Yeah sure I can work on it
by Sukadia May 7, 2022
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urbouflage

A poor white trash's efforts to save his rusted out car by smearing on bondo and spray bomb(usually primer red or gray).A high tech redneck version involves finding a body part in a junkyard and bolting it on; but never painting it to match.
by Ted Douglas April 8, 2003
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urbohine

nikash you urbohine why did you microwave ur ice cream
by keshav03 September 3, 2020
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Unboredable

The inability to be bored; Always being entertained or having something to do; Having too many things to fit into each day such that you are never bored; Having too many hobbies, errands, goals, tasks, etc.

It seems crazy that there is no word for this, which describes me to a T. I haven't been bored for over 20 years. In fact, I have had to backburner hobbies cuz there is no time to fit everything in. Well now there is a word.

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FACEandLMS is a cringey but """entertaining""" YouTuber who makes videos about male aesthetics, the increasingly difficult dating market for sub7/10 men today and which surgeries and techniques (looksmaxxing) can help to improve men's dating lives
Chad: "Can you rate my face out of 10? I need to know how goodlooking my girlfriend finds me. Do I need jaw-surgery?"

FACEandLMS: "I won't be able to give you a detailed analysis right now. I have too much on my plate. I am so fricking unboredable!"
by chadfaceandlms November 8, 2020
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