umpteen

An expression which denotes an abundance, large quantity, huge amount or a load of something. The word "umpteenth" was derived from "umpteen" and means "for-God-knows-which-time".

There was an umpteen of fidgety tourists in the city endeavouring to do as much sightseeing as it was possible.

by necrotism June 25, 2007

upbeet

...a homemade energy drink and libido enhancer , and because it is rich with zinc, (essential for healthy sperm production), it is highly recommended to be taken by guys who are keen to get their partners pregnant. the main ingredient is beetroot, but other ingredients in the recipe are guarano,for physical endurance,ginkgo biloba, a mental stimulant,ginseng for resistance to stress, pomegranate,elderberry or cranberry juice as an anti- oxident, and caffine from bean extract, that boosts metabolism, a little lemon zest or fresh lemon juice, and sparkling or soda water, completes the list .making this energy drink 100% Natural, with no artificial sweetners,no toxic chemicals,and no preservatives etc.

gin and upbeet, vodka n upbeet , guiness n upbeet, cider n upbeet , lager n upbeet.

by TantricGuru June 15, 2011

umteenth

Large number in sucession

She was the umteenth peson to arrive to the science fair.

by Boots2014 August 29, 2016

umteen hours

A word Usher says in his song "Burn" that I have never figured out what it means

Its been fifty eleven days umteen hours ima be burning till you return

by Joey Morgan September 4, 2004

Umpteen

The greatest number...What.. Were you expecting more from the definition?That's all I need to say.

Person 1:What's your favourite number?
Person 2:My favourite number is umpteen.
Person 1:Mine too.

by Umpteen4life June 3, 2018

Upteen

A common mispronunciation of the word umpteen, generally believed to stem from the relative nonemphasis of the "m", in regions which favor a southern drawl. Contributing to the misunderstanding are relatively low levels of literacy and continuing education among the largely oral-tradition culture endemic to the U.S.'s breadbasket, ironically.

"I done got upteen (sic) fishes down at Jeb's hole; I'm-a fixin' to cook them sumbitches up right quick."

by Enefesdi Varspooli Bhootpalamdi February 5, 2008

upthebuttomy

The vernacular for the outpatient surgery to check one's colon for pollops. Often referred to as a colonoscopy by professionals. The term can also be used to describe the procedure required to remove office brown nosers.

Geez, now that I've turned 50, I've got to go get an upthebuttomy.

Eric is such a brown noser that I'm going to have to get an upthebuttomy to remove him from my ass.

by Bubba Abdul Ledbetter September 2, 2009