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Brown Upset

Occurs when you feel an intense urge to take a crap and as usual, you are very excited to squeeze out a few good steam logs. The excitement comes to a devastating end when you sit down and release one huge fart that echoes vigorously in the toilet. What you thought would be a satisfying solid turned out to be nothing but gas. The brown upset usually ends with one sitting on the toilet with their head in their hands, very upset.
I called out of work because I had a brown upset
by Robert Gildberg July 10, 2010
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upsexy

A technique used for those who have low self-esteem or need attention. It is a trick to have someone say "What's up sexy?" to you. Read the example below to learn how to perform this.

Warning: For the slow, this may take some time to comprehend so patience is required when using this technique.
"How was the upsexy?"
"What's upsexy?"
"Nothing much you?" *wink*
by HollaHollaHey November 14, 2011
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Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.
Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
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upsetti spaghetti

Did you hear about that pizza restaurant added a pizza with pineapple? Tony became real upsetti spaghetti.
by Reican May 30, 2020
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upsell (verb)

An attempt to persuade a customer to purchase a more expensive item or to purchase additional items so that the total cost will be higher.
Theater staffs have developed the technique of 'upselling,' or convincing patrons to buy larger sizes of popcorn and drinks for a discount
by Baby Boy April 29, 2005
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Upsetful

(Verb) When someone upsets you it's full of upset.

(Adj) when a person place or thing is upsetful it causes upset to you personally
Person 1: Stop being upsetful it's annoying ...

Person 2: why are you so weird? 😑
by Nat$ January 27, 2017
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upseticism

Showing the feeling of being upset about a persons inability to speak correctly while mocking them at the same time
A: "I am confusion."
B: "I am upseticism by your confusion." upset unhappy
by Drowning seahorse February 13, 2018
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